The fact that there’s over 7.2 billion people in the world and not even one of them is taking one for the team by dating me is extremely unacceptable
(via hyperbolequeen)
(Source: fadingtales, via wearenotlonghere)
"I’d pick you. Fuck it, I DO pick you. I want you to come over to my house in twenty years with your dude and your adopted kids and I want our fucking kids to hang out and I want to, like, drink wine and talk about the Middle East or whatever the fuck we’re gonna want to do when we’re old. We’ve been friends for too long to pick, but if we could pick, I’d pick you."
- Will Grayson, Will Grayson by John Green & David Levithan (via thealyssabee)
(via caribelle)
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fun. | Call Me Maybe (cover)
BEST THING EVER. I LOVE THIS BAND. AND THIS SONG. AND THE WORLD.
(Source: sherrice, via garrettmsawyer)
And so you go out with girl, and you’re driving. “So what are you reading right now?” And all too often, “Well, I’m not much of a reader.” WELL I’M NOT MUCH OF A DINNER BUYER. GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT.
- Henry Rollins
(via iwannafuckyouinthegarden)
